I didn’t get invited to any big Super Bowl Parties this weekend. At first I was a little hurt because I’m all for a raucous house party and am a huge fan of football food; my
chili and guacamole (see recipe below) are pretty great. When I thought back to the last few game day parties though I knew the reason was my husband and I don’t have football fever. Every year we end up sitting in the corner away from the game chatting with a handful of others and only turning our eyes to the TV when the commercials come on. That’s our team.
Last year our little corner of the room waited on the edge of our seats to see the Doritos commercial that was created by a guy who graduated from UNL. It was
Snack Attack Samurai, which still cracks me up when I see it. For me, that winning commercial was the one time I felt true Husker pride.
It’s not that we hate football. Both of us have lived in Nebraska for 20 years, where people bleed Husker red. We are just way more excited about the commercials. We’ve both pitched ads in the past and a lot of our friends are marketing mavens, graphics arts gurus, or modern day ad men.
We kept up on football, mostly because we’re hip-deep into pop culture. Also, it doesn’t take a genius to understand that the cryptic one-liner Sunday Facebook updates everyone but us posted were football related: Nooooo! And Ruuuun! And my favorite: Where is God now?! Which was answered perfectly in December by SNL’s hilarious skit where
Jesus visits the Denver Bronco’s locker room.
I was totally willing to spend another Super Bowl game day quietly chatting while the game went on around me and watching like a hawk for the ads. Until I found out that another couple didn’t have a party date for the big game and I saw my opening.
You see, this football season as we Netflixed past episodes of Mad Men and got caught up on Archer I was thinking how great it would be to host our own Super Bowl Ad Party where the commercials were center focus and the game was when you chatted, grabbed another beer, and went back for a second bowl of chili.
I know everyone loves the ads. They spend $3 - $4 Million per commercial to be sure of that. I just wasn’t sure if anyone else would be willing to sacrifice football for the ads. As I scrolled through my Facebook friends to compile a guest list I asked one big question: which would they be more excited about, the new
Best Man e-trade talking baby commercial or a touch down?
So this Sunday a riotous group of about a dozen of us will be sipping cold brews and eating as much Velveeta dip as the rest of America, we’ll just be shushing each other when the
Ferris Beuller CR-V commercial runs and judging how this year’s
Volkswagen ad with its twist ending compares to last year’s
Darth Vader kid. Go team!
Holy Guacamole Recipe:
The 3 to 1 ratio of 3 avocados to 1 lime/1 jalapeno makes it easy to increase this zingy guac recipe
3 avocados
1 fresh lime (zest and juice)
1 fresh jalapeno, diced
½ C fresh tomatoes, diced
Salt and pepper to taste
Slice avocados length-wise, scoop out flesh with a spoon, mash with fork until smooth but leaving some chunks. Zest 1 teaspoon of the lime and squeeze lime juice into avocado mixture. Add diced jalapeno and tomatoes, add salt and pepper and then stir until just combined.
Tips:
1) Buy avocados a few days in advance and store in a brown paper bag to ripen fully. They should give slightly under your thumb.
2) After avocados are sliced in half the pit can be easily removed by carefully tapping your knife blade into the pit and rotating the knife so the pit pop out cleanly from the avocado.
3) Looking for a low calorie/low carb “carrier” other than tortilla chips? Try celery or thick slices of cucumber.
